“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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A few more bad jokes wrapped up as puns. I am slightly amazed, but also pleased, that the puns have been received so well by most readers. So it wasn’t only me!
Enjoy.
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Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn’t know how to conduct itself.
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When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.
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The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
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The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.
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Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed.
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A noun and a verb were dating but they broke up because the noun was too possessive.
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I didn’t want to buy leather shoes, but eventually I was suede.
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For plumbers, a flush beats a full house.
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A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
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I just got my permit to harvest shrimp in the Antarctic. Now I have a licence to Krill.
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I don’t think I need a spine. It’s holding me back.
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What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re so pointless.
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Old colanders never die, they just can’t take the strain anymore.
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I probably have blind spots, but I don’t see them.
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After winter, the trees are relieved.
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Calves take well to bottle feeding because one nipple is as good as an udder.
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The shareholders of a compass manufacturer were concerned that the company wasn’t heading in the right direction.
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I’m bad at math, so the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me.
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The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.
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The proctologist reassured the patient that his condition could be rectified.
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