“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Thought it was safe?
Sorry, pun day again folks.
Enjoy!
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Deja Moo:
The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
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I’m not a complete idiot
Some parts are just missing.
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The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:
“A beer please, and one for the road.”
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Did you hear about the butcher backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
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She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg,
but broke it off.
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Without geometry, life is pointless.
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Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
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I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
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Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Dockyard:
A physician’s garden.
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A guy was confused about why the doctors had amputated his arms and legs.
In fact he was stumped.
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A man wakes up on a deserted island
only to find that the sun, sand and sea are all purple.
He cried: “Oh no, I’ve been marooned!”
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Men need to stop telling jokes about women’s menstrual cycle!
Period.
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My girlfriend said that she’s leaving me,
because of my constant grass related puns.
I told her to sod off.
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My wife gave me a lecture about
my obsession with mythical creature puns.
It didn’t half Dragon.
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A nine-year-old lad walks into a pub and yells at the barmaid for a Scotch on the rocks.
‘Do you want to get me into trouble?’ she replies.
‘Maybe later,’ says the boy, ‘but now I just want a drink’.
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