When it comes to charity many people stop at nothing.

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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We’re playing with the meanings of words again.

Yes it’s another pun day.

Enjoy!

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Why do they call it a strip mall

if I’m the only one with my clothes off?

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They say that all the best ideas will always fit on a beer mat.

Like a beer, for example.

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When chatting up women, saying “you have beautiful eyes”

is one of the more cornea things to say.

They can see right through it.

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If you want to see real change…..

Always pay with cash.

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My girlfriend keeps telling me that making

clothes based puns is really not funny.

Corset is!

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If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache,

do what it says on the aspirin bottle:

“Take two aspirin” and “Keep away from children.”

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Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?

He decided to stick it out for one more year.

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BA has made a statement about flights out of Heathrow:

“I ain’t getting on no plane, fool!”

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There are 10 types of people in this world.

Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

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Why is it so groovy to be a test tube baby?

Because you get a womb with a view.

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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea.

Does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

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Is dancing cheek-to-cheek really a form of floor play?

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It’s wasn’t that the man did not know how to juggle,

he just didn’t have the balls to do it.

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I hate it when I find a piece missing from a jigsaw.

But I love it when I find a piece missing from a jigsaw.

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Punitive, Punishing, Or Just Punny? – Here Are Some More Puns

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

 

Another excuse for more bad jokes using the cover of some clever word plays called puns.

Enjoy – if you can.

 

 

You didn’t hear about the three big holes in the ground?

Well, well, well.

 

 

Even a backward poet writes inverse.

 

 

It was raining cats and dogs.

There were poodles all over the road.

 

 

When chemists die, we barium.

 

 

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He’s all right now.

 

 

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang,

but eventually it came back to me.

 

 

I used to have a fear of hurdles,

but I got over it.

 

 

It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle,

he just didn’t have the balls to do it.

 

 

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

 

 

Some people’s noses and feet are built backwards:

their feet smell and their noses run.

 

 

Then there was the cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control his pupils.

 

 

When a clock is hungry does it go back four seconds?

 

 

Have you heard about that online origami store?

It folded.

 

 

A prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark is the period.

It marks the end of his sentence.

 

 

Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends,

but what would be the point?

 

 

Atheists can’t solve exponential equations because they don’t believe in higher powers.

 

 

It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban.

 

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