“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Although some of these questions are a bit daft, some of them have a “Now why didn’t I ask that” quality about them too. So why didn’t you, and if you didn’t does that mean you know the answers?
Enjoy!
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Why do they say an American football team is the ‘world champion’ when they don’t play anybody outside the US?
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Do stuttering people stutter when they’re thinking to themselves?
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If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
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What are the handles for corn on the cob called?
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Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
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Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?
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Do your eyes change color when you die?
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If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
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Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
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How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
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If K.F.C Stands for ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken’, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the commercials?
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If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
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What type of animal is Snuffaluffagus?
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If you had a three story house and were on the second floor, isn’t it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?
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Why do they call it ‘getting your dog fixed’ if afterwards it doesn’t work anymore?
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Does a ‘Marks-A-Lot’ marker, mark any more than a regular marker?
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What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
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If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
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How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
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Do movie producers still say “lights, camera, and action” when it is a dark scene?
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