“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Time for a few more puns for those of you who like a bit of word play, or just enjoy some bad jokes dressed up as clever stuff.
Enjoy.
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You know prices are rising when you buy a winter jacket and even down is up.
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I met a girl at an internet cafe, but we didn’t click.
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Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
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I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
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The indecisive rower couldn’t choose either oar.
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5000 hares have escaped from the zoo.
The police are combing the area.
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The blind guy was sure he could master braille once he got a feel for it.
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The trailer for the movie was produced without a hitch!
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Did you hear about the beautiful but strict high school teacher?
She was easy on the eyes and hard on the pupils!
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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down.
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Scientist one: “I’m going to try to clone myself.”
Scientist two: “Now wouldn’t that be just like you!”
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Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.
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I’m inclined to be laid back.
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I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.
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Don’t trust people who do acupuncture, they’re back stabbers.
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My wife tells me I’m a skeptic – but I don’t believe a word she says.
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In the room the curtains were drawn, but the rest of the furniture was real.
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A pun about a monorail always makes for a decent one-liner!
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And finally, did you hear about the girl who got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun?
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