“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Hi everyone. Its 2015 so a Very Happy New Year to one and all.
And to get this new year off to a good start here is a bit of word play for you.
Yes, it’s Pun Day.
Enjoy or endure!
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Drums with no skins.
You can’t beat them.
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Just to clear things up,
I use a brush
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Want to hear a construction joke?
I’m building up to it.
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My leg won’t stop mooing.
I think I’ve got a calf injury.
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I’d find some affordable glasses,
in an eye deal world.
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I had a fight with some
furniture the other day.
Nobody won though,
it was a drawer.
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A Spanish magician tells the audience
he will disappear on the count of three.
He says, “Uno, dos…..”
*POOF*
….he disappeared without a tres.
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I was in good position to win the
International shoelace-tying
championships yesterday ,
But I buckled under the pressure.
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I just realized that I haven’t done
the hokey pokey in over 10 years.
I guess when you get older,
you just forget what it’s all about.
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I hated my job as an escapologist.
I couldn’t get out of it quick enough.
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An Irish ‘Star Trek’ fan has been
assassinated by the Mafia.
He was capped in Cork.
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Whenever I see a broken elevator
I stair.
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My family regard my cousin
as a skeleton in the closet.
He’s a gay anorexic.
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I’ve come to the belief that ‘crazy’
is a relative term with my family.
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Where does a Jamaican composer live?
In D flat.
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