“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Yes, another Monday and time for more of those unexpected answers from minds that don’t quite work as intended – even by their owners!
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Q: Name something that you wanted to do as a kid, but your parents wouldn’t let you
A: Have a snake
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Q: An occupation in which people cover their faces
A: Model
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Q: Name a food used to describe a person
A: A dog
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Q: Name a food you wish was healthy for you
A: Ketchup
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Q: The bad habit you’d most like to get rid of
A: Picking nose
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Q: An expression that means “getting married”
A: Rendezvous
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Q: Name a high school class people might actually enjoy going to
A: Beverly Hills
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Q: Name a food that comes smoked
A: Tobacco
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Q: Name something a bricklayer uses
A: Spatula
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Q: Name a slang word for “man”
A: Homeboy
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Q: Name a famous Biblical twosome
A: Ralph and Susie
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Q: Name something you’d find in an operating room
A: Operator
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Q: How many times per day you look in the mirror
A: Twenty
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Q: Name a character from a horror movie that reminds you of some of your dates
A: Loch Ness Monster
A: Incredible Hulk
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Q: Name a food that can be brown or white
A: Potatoes
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Q: Name a day of the year when you want to be with friends
A: December
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Q: Name a gift that might be insulting if a woman received it from her mother-in-law
A: Shoes
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Q: Name a tall tourist attraction
A: Disneyland
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Q: Your wife’s most unappealing habit (asked to 100 married men)
A: Picking her feet

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