“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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And since it’s pun day again you need to take a good look at this latest batch.
Enjoy or endure!!!
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What do you call
a German on speaker phone?
Hans Free
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‘Sugar’
is the only word in the English language
in which the S, is pronounced ‘sh’.
I’m sure of that.
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My brother has had to
close down his archery business.
In the first 12 months
he didn’t hit any of his targets .
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Ten years in the same job and
not once have I been in the boss’s office.
That’s what got me fired as a cleaner.
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Just been mugged and beaten up.
I tried to defend myself with a drawing pin.
Turns out a tac isn’t the best form of defense after all.
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Before we split up, my wife
was obsessed with horoscopes.
I’m sure that’s what Taurus apart.
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I was on the freeway when a guy driving in the other direction
started flashing his lights, beeping his horn and screaming,
“You’re going the wrong way!”
What an idiot.
He didn’t even know where I was going.
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What has a pee at
the end of a tram?
A tramp.
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Breaking News:
Man arrested over missing woman
Imagine if he’d hit her???
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Adoption jokes –
There’s never a good time to tell them.
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I don’t approve of my girlfriend’s one night stand.
Why should she be the only one with
somewhere to put a bedside lamp.
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I threw three DVDs at exactly the same time
to see which one would hit the wall first.
It was a discrace.
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My wife called me into the bathroom
and asked me to wash her back.
I don’t remember her
washing me in the first place.
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Erectile dysfunction;
just when you thought
it couldn’t get any harder.
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My wife, Lorraine, has just found out that
I have been cheating on her with Clara next door.
Last night, she packed her things and left.
I can see Clara now, Lorraine has gone.
Take it away Johnny….
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