“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Hi and thanks for taking time out of your Christmas celebrations to visit my blog.
Hope you are all having a great time and enjoying the Christmas spirit.
But just in case you are having too good a time here are a bunch of punny Christmas jokes.
Enjoy or endure – but have a very merry Christmas as well.
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Ah! Christmas!
The one day of the year we can all say
our children are truly gifted!
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What do you call a blind reindeer?
I have no eye deer
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Did you know that Santa stores all
the presents in the pole vault.
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It has been said that the three phrases
that best sum up the Christmas season are:
“Peace on Earth”,
“Goodwill to Men” and
“Batteries not included.”
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Why is Santa a good race car driver?
Because he’s always in the pole position.
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Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
“Holly” wood!
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How to cats greet each other at Christmas time?
A Furry Merry Christmas
& Happy Mew Year.
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What do you call a cow
at the North Pole?
An Eski-moo.
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Q: What’s the difference between
Tiger Woods and Santa?
A: Santa stopped at 3 ho’s.
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The 4 stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus
3. You dress up as Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus
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Which reindeer was known
for his bad manners?
Rude-olph.
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Why is Santa Claus always so happy?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
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Christmas is the time of year
when women get Santamental.
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If I was Miley Cyrus, I think I would have
roast twerky on Christmas Day.
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