“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
.
Another Monday and more quiz show answers. Those that know about these things tell me that the universe is expanding. All I can tell you it would need to be expanding fast because the amount of stupidity in the world is accelerating at a phenomenal rate.
Want proof?
Read on….(and enjoy)
.
Q: An article of clothing kids usually don’t like wearing
A: Gap
Q: An occupation in which you disguise your appearance
A: Doctor
Q: Name something women borrow from each other
A: Husbands
Q: Name a bad place to look for good husband material
A: Family Reunion
Q: Name something you put under a pillow
A: Radio
Q: An astronaut
A: Neil Young
Q: Name something a man wears to bed
A: Condom
Q: Name a room in the house where the family gathers
A: Bathroom
Q: Name something people do when they’re alone
A: Make love
Q: Name something starting with “egg”
A: Excellent
A: Eggland
Q: Someone you’d never want to see the results of your IQ test
A: The IRS
Q: Name a pie that does not contain fruit
A: Lemon Meringue
Q: An ugly color
A: Puce
Q: The one thing people know about Rosie O’Donnell.
A: That she was the wife on the TV show “Roseanne”
Q: Name something a wife tells her husband to put on
A: Makeup
Q: Name something a woman out on a date would hate to discover on her face
A: Booger
Q: Name a department in a supermarket
A: Lingerie
Q: Name something you keep in the drawer beside your bed
A: Contraceptives
Q: Name a magazine that many men get subscriptions to as gifts
A: Playgirl
Q: The one word that people yell at the end of a performance
A: “I love you.”
Q: Someone Bugs Bunny might invite to his birthday party
A: Doc
Q: Name something that might get backed up
A: Trash
A: Yourself
Q: Name something you know about Rudy Giuliani
A: Absolutely nothing
Q: Name something you’d yell at if it stopped working
A: Spouse
Q: Name a game show title that best describes your marriage
A: Happy Days
Q: Name a food that’s red on the inside
A: Kiwi
Q: The talent show with the crankiest judges, past or present
A: America’s Funniest Home Videos
Q: Name something you wash once a week
A: Self
Q: Name a TV show with the word “family” in it, past or present
A: My Three Sons
Q: One of Santa’s reindeer
A: Nixon
=================================
fasab 