“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Let’s not get into a discussion on marriage.
Rather just investigate some more of those word plays we call puns.
Enjoy or endure!
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Did you hear about the two crooks who bought a hotel.
They were inn-mates.
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“This fishing tackle tastes disgusting!”
he said with baited breath.
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So the barman says to Paddy,
“Your glass is empty, would you like another one?”
“Another one?” Paddy replies,
“Sure what would I want with two empty glasses?”
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In America,
2pac’s of Eminem’s cost 50 Cents.
That’s Ludacris.
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We’ve got neighbors from Hell
A lovely old Norwegian couple…
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“I had a vision out of the cornea of my eye
that you would be a great pupil,”
the teacher said.
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My wife had one of those near death experiences last night
Silly woman thought she could vacuum the floors
while the super bowl was on.
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When a college dormitory exploded
a lot of roomers were flying.
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CNN News “Tree Falls On Bank”
Didn’t say what branch though.
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When Billy was sent to prison the first thing he said
to his cell mate was, “I won’t be in here long”
“Well the judge gave you six years,” his cell mate said.
“Yeah I know,” Billy replied. “But my wife will break me out
she’s never let me finish a sentence before.”
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By the way,
I’m hosting a charity evening and raffle this Saturday evening
to raise money for people who struggle to reach orgasm.
If you can’t come let me know.
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What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony.
(Get it? No shins, Toe-Knee.)
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My son just asked, “Dad, can you tell me what gay means?”
“It means to be happy,” I replied.
“Are you gay, dad?”
“No, son. I married your mother!”
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My route to work has been scattered with average speed cameras.
You’d think the tight asses would have shelled out for the decent ones.
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I’m just off for a meeting with an Indian car maker.
Tata.
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