“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Strange as it may seem Warning Signs are warning signs that society is in BIG trouble. They indicate that we have regressed to the level where we are allowing the stupidest people in society to dictate how the rest of us behave.
I disagree in the strongest possible terms with this trend. It is unnecessary and it is irritating for anyone with an IQ above 40.
If some dumb ass who knows they are allergic to nuts, buys a bag of nuts, then let them suffer the consequences of their stupidity if they eat them. Or if someone is in McDonalds or a similar establishment and buys a cup of hot coffee they should have the wit to realize that hot coffees is ‘hot’ and will burn them if they pour it all over themselves.
Harsh? Perhaps, but necessary.
Sadly the whole thing has deteriorated so far that, not only are there unnecessary warning labels on almost everything, but the morons for whom they are there now actually seem to be writing them too!
I could rant on, but better (and funnier) to show you some examples that make me shake my head in despair.
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“Do not use if you cannot
see clearly to read the information
in the information booklet.”
— In the information booklet.
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“Caution:
The contents of this bottle
should not be fed to fish.”
— On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
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“For external use only!”
— On a curling iron.
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“Warning: This product can burn eyes.”
— Also on a curling iron.
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“Do not use in shower.”
— On a hair dryer.
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“Do not use while sleeping.”
— Also on a hair dryer.
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“Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.”
— On a hand-held massaging device.
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“Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.”
— On a toilet at a public sports facility
in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
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“Shin pads cannot protect any part
of the body they do not cover.”
— On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
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“This product not intended
for use as a dental drill.”
— On an electric rotary tool.
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“Caution:
Do not spray in eyes.”
— On a container of underarm deodorant.
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“Do not drive with sunshield in place.”
— On a cardboard sunshield that keeps
the sun off the dashboard.
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