“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
When the new Congress gets itself organized (don’t hold your breath) here are a few important questions I think they should address. The people deserve to know the answers. We have been ignored for far too long!
What do you call male ballerinas?
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How does Freddy Krueger wipe his butt? (Ouch!)
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Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
(This one in particular has annoyed me for years!)
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Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
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Does the postman deliver his own mail?
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Why is toilet bowl cleaner almost always blue in color?
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Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?
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Is ‘vice-versa’ to a dyslexic just plain redundant?
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How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall, but it’s illegal to keep one as a pet?
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Why do we say we’re head over heels when we’re happy? Isn’t that the way we normally are?
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If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
Is it appropriate to say ‘good mourning’ at a funeral?
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If there is an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule and therefore a rule that there is no exception to and does that mean there is not an exception to every rule, or that there is?
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When you’re caught ‘between a rock and a hard place’, is the rock not hard?
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Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
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Doesn’t a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
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Who coined the phrase, ‘coined the phrase’?
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Why do they continue to call steamrollers, ‘steam’ rollers? They no longer produce, get rid of, or have anything to do with steam.
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