“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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And for those masochists among you here is another selection of word plays, or puns.
You know what’s coming.
Enjoy or endure!
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As an avid gardener,
I got so excited by summer coming,
I wet my plants.
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The jar I put money into every
time I use profanities
has really helped me cut back.
I swear by it.
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I was just told by someone
to stop being so unsavory.
I thought that’s sweet.
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Apparently it’s really easy to cook Monkfish,
Just stick it on the Friar….
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What do you call a girl
who keeps disappearing?
Heidi.
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I’ve just paid $10 for a 19th century painting
of a cow from the local charity shop.
I think it might be Art Mooveau.
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What do you call
a Muslim doctor?
Amed.
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My dentist has accused me
of non-cooperation during appointments.
I’m keeping my mouth shut.
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Having considered buying a couple of
calves at a livestock auction for $200,
I ended up purchasing two lambs for $100
which were sheep at half the price
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I thought it was weird when my friend
told me he’d fallen in love with a puppet.
Now he’s planning on marionette.
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I only enjoy carbonated drinks..
Soda speak.
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My wife said if I took one more
picture of her she’d leave me.
That’s when I snapped.
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What’s better than
a cake on the table?
A tart on the floor.
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Our identical twins are impossible to tell apart.
They even wear the same aftershave.
Well, it’s not so much aftershave,
it’s more like Eau de Clone.
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My friend got me a poster of my
favourite 70’s Glam Rock band.
Sweet!
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