“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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The year may have changed since the last bunch of Classified ads, but the stupidity continues as you can see from today’s selection.
I hope you find something in here to make you smile this first weekend of 2013.
Enjoy.
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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Part eight of the series on classified ads written by the intellectually challenged.
They probably thought what they said was smart. In fact they probably thought that what they said was what they said, only when you read what they said, they said something they didn’t mean to say. If you see what I mean. You soon will.
Enjoy!
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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Hello and welcome to part six of the series on Classified Ads that didn’t quite go according to plan. I don’t know whether any of these were successful in that they sold whatever it was they were trying to sell, but they certainly made it on to the fasab funny pile!
Enjoy.
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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Here is installment four of the classified ads. The place where Joe Public gets a chance to show off his or her marketing skills to the world at large.
I’m sure a lot of these were read and reread and drafted and redrafted a number of time to create the perfection that they clearly are.
And I’ve included a nice romantic one at the end for all you ladies.
Enjoy.
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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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There was a lot of love for the short series of quotes from George Carlin. I was pleased that he is remembered well and still giving amusement to people, despite no longer being with us.
Today I have a selection of other witty sayings, not attributed to anyone in particular, but in the same spirit as last week’s post.
I hope you enjoy these too.
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Dickson’s Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
There are two kinds of pedestrians — the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said “Quit while you’re ahead”?
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI. (One for the nerds and geeks to LTAO.)
Willie was a Chemist, But Willie is no more, What Willie thought was H2O Was H2SO4.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
It’s not hard to meet expenses, they’re everywhere.
Jury — Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
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