CLASSIFIED: For Your Eyes Only, Part Ten!!!!!!!!!!

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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

Saturday, and time for another selection of the ever popular Classified Ads.

These attempts to sell goods and services didn’t quite reach the standard required to be themselves classified as intelligent communication.

They are funny though and thank goodness for that.

Enjoy!

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CLASSIFIED: For Your Eyes Only, Part Nine!!!!!!!!!

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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

The year may have changed since the last bunch of Classified ads, but the stupidity continues as you can see from today’s selection.

I hope you find something in here to make you smile this first weekend of 2013.

Enjoy.

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CLASSIFIED: For Your Eyes Only, Part Eight!!!!!!!!

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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

Part eight of the series on classified ads written by the intellectually challenged.

They probably thought what they said was smart. In fact they probably thought that what they said was what they said, only when you read what they said, they said something they didn’t mean to say. If you see what I mean. You soon will.

Enjoy!

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CLASSIFIED: For Your Eyes Only, Part Seven!!!!!!!

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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

Another short selection from the classified ads file today. Misprints or misthinks? Make your own mind up, I think there is a mixture of both kinds in here. But they are funny and that’s the main thing.

Enjoy.