Wouldn’t You Like To Know The Answers To Some Of These Questions?

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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It’s Tuesday and time for a few more of those questions that we would like to know the answers to had we had the presence of mind to ask them in the first place. 

The last one is my favorite.

Enjoy.

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Is there not a better name for the third hand on the watch than calling it the second hand?

clock face animation

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If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say “no”?

witness swearing an oath to tell the truth in court

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How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

for sale sign

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Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

why does rain drop and snow fall

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Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

sign language

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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?

cartoon feet drawing

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If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isn’t refrigerated?

cartoon cow

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Why is a boxing ring square?

boxing ring

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When it rains, why don’t sheep shrink?

confused sheep

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Why do they report power outages on TV?

power outage

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Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

cartoon suitcase

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Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?

Chinese name tattoo

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Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?

Glow in the dark objects

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Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?

cartoon apartments

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Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

mnemonic

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If you keep trying to prove Murphy’s Law, will something keep going wrong?

Murphy's Law

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How do you throw away a garbage can?

garbage can

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Why are there five syllables in the word monosyllabic ?

why are there five syllables in the word monosyllabic?

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Is it possible to be totally partial?

totally partial.

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Who decided what order to put the alphabet in?

order of the alphabet

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Punitive, Punishing, Or Just Punny? – Here Are Some More Puns

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

 

Another excuse for more bad jokes using the cover of some clever word plays called puns.

Enjoy – if you can.

 

 

You didn’t hear about the three big holes in the ground?

Well, well, well.

 

 

Even a backward poet writes inverse.

 

 

It was raining cats and dogs.

There were poodles all over the road.

 

 

When chemists die, we barium.

 

 

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He’s all right now.

 

 

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang,

but eventually it came back to me.

 

 

I used to have a fear of hurdles,

but I got over it.

 

 

It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle,

he just didn’t have the balls to do it.

 

 

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

 

 

Some people’s noses and feet are built backwards:

their feet smell and their noses run.

 

 

Then there was the cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control his pupils.

 

 

When a clock is hungry does it go back four seconds?

 

 

Have you heard about that online origami store?

It folded.

 

 

A prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark is the period.

It marks the end of his sentence.

 

 

Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends,

but what would be the point?

 

 

Atheists can’t solve exponential equations because they don’t believe in higher powers.

 

 

It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban.

 

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