“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
Yes, Monday has rolled round again. And that means it’s time to meet more morons from the quiz show answers archive.
As always, a warning to those of a nervous disposition – this post contains some extreme stupidity, so handle with care.
Q: Like “sugar bowl”, a bowl that’s named for the substance it contains
A: Toilet bowl
Q: Name something your body has that begins with the letter “L”
Q: Name something that makes you feel uneasy all day long if you forget to do it in the morning
A: Get dressed
Q: Name a vegetable you stuff
A: Brussels sprouts
Q: Name a kind of place where it’s smart to know where the exits are
Q: Name something a man might buy his girlfriend a pair of
Q: Name an expensive holiday, besides Christmas
Q: What is a slang name for policeman?
Q: What is something that you have to do to get your husband’s attention during the Super Bowl?
A: Take off your clothes
Q: What is the longest you’ve ever been on the telephone?
Q: Name a real or fictional, a famous Willie
Q: Name a beverage you stir before drinking
Q: Name a food that makes noise when you eat it
A: A really loud hamburger
Q: Name something a duck and a chicken have in common
A: They quack
Q: Name another word for sleep
A: A coma
Q: What is a slang word for “wife”?
Q: Name something that is transplanted
Q: Name a noisy bird
Q: Name something you would cheat on if you knew you wouldn’t get caught
A: Family Feud
Q: Name a street name that is common to cities all over the US
A: Hollywood Boulevard
Q: Name something you tune
Q: What shouldn’t you do in someone else’s car?
A: Pass gas
A: Get arrested
Q: Name a game played on a table besides cards
Q: Name something you rent for a party
Q: Name a party game that would be more fun to play in the nude
Q: Name a vegetable you marinate
Q: Name something you’d hate to discover was living in your attic
Q: Name something Russia is famous for
Q: Name a farm animal that the farmer may grow so fond of, he might not want to eat it
Q: Name something a teenage boy can do for hours