‘Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Family Fortunes is a bit of a goldmine for a blog like this. Nowhere does stupidity become more apparent than when a bit of pressure is added to the mix, in these cases the time constraint of trying to answer a question as quickly as possible.
Hope this selection makes you smile this weekend.
Name a measurement of liquid:
“Paint..”
Name a famous Dick:
“Carrot..”
Name something that comes in 7’s:
“Fingers..”
Name a vocalist known by only one name:
“Michael Jackson..”
Name something you hide in your socks when you go swimming:
“Your legs..”
Name a place you would keep a pen:
“A zoo..”
Name something associated with rain:
“Water..”
Name something you make into a ball:
“Eggs..”
Name a game that uses a black ball:
“Darts..”
Name a popular TV soap:
“Dove..”
Other than ‘carrier’, name a type of bag:
“Horse..”
Name something you might find in a garage:
“a grand piano..”
Name something a Frenchman would say
“On Garde..”
Name something that has a shell:
“Batman..”
Name something a policeman might say:
“Spread ’em..”
Name a non-living object with legs:
“A plant..”
Name a sign of the Zodiac:
“April..”
Name an animal associated with a nursery rhyme:
“Andy Pandy..”
Name a mode of transport that you can walk in:
“Your shoes..”
Name an animal with big ears:
“A bear..”
Name something you do on water:
“Wallpaper..”
Name a musical instrument you can play in the bath:
“A drum kit..”
Name something associated with Egypt:
“Cigars..”
Name a part of your body you only have one of:
“Your big toe..”
Name something you pull:
“A potato..”
Name something you open other than a door:
“Your bowels..”
Name something people might be allergic to:
“Skiing..”
Name an occupation where you need a torch:
“A burglar..”
Name a dangerous race:
“The Arabs..”
Name some famous brothers:
“Bonnie and Clyde..”
