“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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What could be better than a bit of sound advice mixed with a little pun?
Appearing today probably to mixed reviews, here is another of puns, bad jokes or word plays, whatever you like to call them.
Enjoy!
(BTW, the last one is a classic!)
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Did you know that every two in one people are schizophrenic?
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I hear that the credit crunch is even affecting fairgrounds.
My friend’s a dodgems operator and he lost his job this morning.
He’s suing for funfair dismissal.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table,
because he only recognizes the element of surprise
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I got a new anorexic girlfriend.
It’s not going too well.
These days, I’m seeing less and less of her.
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I went into the hardware store yesterday.
I went up to the counter and asked the bloke for some nails.
He said, “How long do you want them?”
I said, “I want to keep ’em.”
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My late mother-in-law was a clairvoyant and a contortionist.
As a result she was able to foresee her own end
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
Mary Poppins said he was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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Could you say a gossip is someone with a sense of rumor?
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Why was the ink drop sad?
Because her dad was in the pen and she didn’t know how long the sentence would be!
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My mate is addicted to brake fluid.
But he reckons he can stop at any time.
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When you dream in color, it’s a pigment of your imagination.
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How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler.
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What do you call a French man in sandals?
Phillippe Flop 
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