“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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The midweek look at the newspapers.
Always something in here to amuse and entertain and to show how a little bit of stupidity often goes a long way.
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And finally,
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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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What better way to spend a quiet Sunday than reading a few more of those word puzzles called anagrams. As usual it is a mixture of new subjects and old, but I hope you find something in this lot to make you smile.
Enjoy.
‘Animal Farm by George Orwell’
Minor war fable? Allegory gem!
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‘The Terrorist Osama Bin Laden’
This rotten Arab is real demon.
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‘The Prince of Wales (Charles Philip Arthur George Mountbatten-Windsor)’
Diana Spencer? Elbow her, forget her…now to thrust penis right up Camilla.
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‘Elvis Aaron Presley’
Seen alive? Sorry, pal!
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‘Nurse Florence Nightingale’
Heroine curing fallen gents.
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‘Husband and wife’
Fun was had in bed
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‘Feeling romantic’
Flaming erection!
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‘Cosmetic surgery’
“Yes, I correct mugs.”
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‘Public relations’
Crap, built on lies
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‘Internet chat rooms’
The moron interacts
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‘Election results’
“Lies! Let’s recount!”
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‘The Mona Lisa’
Ah not a smile?
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‘Presbyterian’
Best In Prayer
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‘Madam Curie’
Radium came
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‘Mitt Romney for President’
money first pride, torment!
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‘A telephone girl’
Repeating “Hello”
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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Mondays wouldn’t be the same without a selection of answers given by Joe Public on television quiz shows. Here’s the latest batch from the archives.
Usual Disclaimer: If you are of a nervous disposition please read the following with caution, severe feelings of intellectual superiority may follow.
Enjoy!
Q: Name something people want to be buried with
A: Their home
Q: Name a phrase some husbands dread hearing
A: “Honey, I’m home”
Q: Name something you learn how to do from a how-to book
A: Read
Q: Name something that goes off when a fuse blows
A: Lighter
A: Gas
Q: Name something that breaks out
A: A baby
Q: Name a holiday usually celebrated on Mondays in order to get a three day weekend
A: Thanksgiving
A: Somebody’s birthday
Q: An animal people fear because it’s a man-eater
A: Hippo
Q: Name something you’d hate to be doing on airplane when it hits turbulence
A: Having sex
Q: Name a part of the telephone
A: The bottom part
Q: Name something a baby might hide in his diaper if he didn’t want his mommy to leave home
A: Kelly Clarkson
Q: An unwelcome gift people receive from a cat
A: A bowl
Q: An animal whose eggs you’d never eat for breakfast
A: Hamster
Q: Name a tradition associated with Christmas
A: Hanukkah
Q: The worst place to be when you need to use the restroom
A: On a game show
Q: Name something you might find on an old pirate ship, besides pirates
A: A wrecked pirate ship
Q: Name something that goes up
A: An erection
Q: Name something that is prohibited on most beaches
A: Sex
Q: Name something that falls from the trees
A: Bird shit
Q: Name something that has to warm up before you use it
A: Wife
Q: Name a type of foreign money
A: Monopoly
Q: Name a weather term that can also describe your wife
A: Wet
Q: Name a job that helicopters are used for
A: Tuna fishing
Q: Name a happy occasion where you feel a little let down when it’s over
A: Funeral
Q: Name something that comes with a summer storm
A: Snow
Q: Name something you wouldn’t want the police to find in the trunk of your car
A: Pickles
Q: Besides a house or a car, the most expensive item you own
A: Car
Q: Name something starting with the word “Club”
A: Golf club
Q: Name a place where people are scolded for falling asleep
A: Traffic school
Q: Name a male dancer
A: Betty Grable
Q: Name a famous rock band that starts with the word “The”
A: The KISS
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