“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
Another excuse for more bad jokes using the cover of some clever word plays called puns.
Enjoy – if you can.
You didn’t hear about the three big holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
Even a backward poet writes inverse.
It was raining cats and dogs.
There were poodles all over the road.
When chemists die, we barium.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He’s all right now.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang,
but eventually it came back to me.
I used to have a fear of hurdles,
but I got over it.
It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle,
he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
Some people’s noses and feet are built backwards:
their feet smell and their noses run.
Then there was the cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control his pupils.
When a clock is hungry does it go back four seconds?
Have you heard about that online origami store?
It folded.
A prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark is the period.
It marks the end of his sentence.
Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends,
but what would be the point?
Atheists can’t solve exponential equations because they don’t believe in higher powers.
It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban.
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