“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Yes, it’s pun day, the day we all love – well most of us do anyway.
Enjoy this latest selection!
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When does a cow make the most noise?
When she’s feeling moooooody!
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I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with
a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides.
I picked it up and threw it.
It flew for more than 300 yards.
I’m sure that must have been a record.
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There was a ghost at the hotel,
so they called for an inn spectre.
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Me and my friends are in a band called Duvet.
We’re a cover band.
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Messing with your computer’s memory chip
can have lasting RAMifications
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My girlfriend got sacked from work and then lost her appeal.
I only found her appealing because she had a well paid job.
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This one is just messed up.
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I sell balloons for 10p each or if you want them blown up it’s 15p.
I’ve adjusted the price to allow for inflation.
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A picture may be worth a thousand words,
but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
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I lost my mood ring.
I don’t know how I feel about this.
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I beat my wife up this morning.
She got up at 7.30, I was up at 7.
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Why did I divide sin by tan?
Just cos.
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With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
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I was recently asked about my views on euthanasia.
I said they all look the same to me.
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Nostalgia.
It’s not what it used to be.
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I just received an envelope marked – Photographs Do Not Bend.
The Mailman has, however, proven that they do.
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I fell on my arm and had to have an operation on my funny bone.
I was in stitches for two weeks.
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I’ve just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for Christmas.
Although what he wants with an ex box I’ll never know.
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A man goes home to his wife and shows her his
latest tattoo of a spreadsheet on his chest.
“You’ve really Excelled yourself this time!” she says.
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When a hospital runs out of maternity nurses
do they have a mid-wife crisis?
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