“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Yes, the day you all look forward to, pun day!
First, since it is June 6th I’ll take the opportunity to recommend one of the best WWII movies ever made. Called “The Longest Day” it is a dramatic account of the Normandy Landings that took place on this day in 1944.
But back to today and those puns.
Enjoy!
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Do you think that people who don’t want to be counted
have taken leave of their census?
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Those who hate classical music have my symphony.
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To qualify as an electrician these days
you have to pass a battery of tests.
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Do people who steal trains have a loco-motive?
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Do banks with competing loan rates
have a conflict of interest?
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When they build a new hive
do bees have a house swarming party?
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Is it just me……
or does anybody else find pressing F5 refreshing?
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You won’t like me when I’m angry.
Because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources.
The Credible Hulk.
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I was in an English exam and they asked
“Write the past tense of ‘Think'”
I thought and thought about this for ages.
Eventually, I went for ‘Thunk’
I bought a carpet off this girl I’ve been dating.
We broke up, but at least I got a good shag.
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Some yob attacked me down the local park tonight with a bat.
It was scary, but I was really impressed at how well he’d trained it.
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We just started a new band this week.
We called it “999 Megabytes”.
Coz we haven’t done a gig yet.
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I’ve just found that my Wii remote doesn’t work
if you take it out of the sync region.
Much like my wife.
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The most common surname In China is Chang,
correct me if you think that’s Wong.
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I asked my grandmother for “something Cuban” for my birthday,
and she got me a Che Guevara shirt.
Clothes, but no cigar.
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My dad never loved me as a child.
I can’t blame him really.
I wasn’t born until he was an adult.
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I saw a slide with an 85 degree incline for sale the other day for $1000.
I thought that’s a bit steep.
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My best friend is called Tiba.
Sometimes, I think he’s a bit backwards.
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The wife is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes.
I asked her, “What can I do to stop my addiction?”
She said, “Whatever means necessary.”
“No it doesn’t,” I said.
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