“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Blunt knives may be pointless, but let’s hope these puns aren’t.
Here we go with another selection of the word play bad jokes.
Enjoy.
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He drove his expensive car into a tree
and found out how the Mercedes bends.
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When two egotists meet,
it’s an I for an I.
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I don’t know why the chicken did it
but crossing the road was poultry in motion.
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I was walking down the street today when this hippie jumped
out of nowhere and shoved a joss stick in my face.
I was incensed!
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When I was a kid I wanted to be a history teacher
but when I got older I realized there was no future in it.
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One of the girls at the local S&M club had a birthday last week.
We had a whip round for her.
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73% of women buy clothes but never wear them.
I’d like to meet those women.
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The other week I made a joke about Alzheimer’s live on TV.
You should have seen the envelopes I got.
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I hate germ warfare.
It gets right on my nerves.
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The President says that terrorism poses a threat to every single person in the USA.
That doesn’t bother me – I got married last week.
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A jumper cable walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
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I used to hunt seals in my youth.
I’m getting a bit old for the club scene now.
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Old McDonald had a farm.
Sang the cheery repossession man
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Don’t take life too seriously;
No one gets out alive.
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