“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Mark my words indeed.
It’s Pun Day again.
Enjoy or endure!
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Know what’s odd?
About every other number.
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When I asked my best friend to be my best man,
he said he was “speechless”.
So I said, “You’re no good, I’ll find someone else”.
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I always win at Twister.
Hands down.
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On reflection,
vampires aren’t that scary.
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I’ve just seen a huge Egyptian woman
sticking her ass out the window of a car.
It was a two-ton car moon.
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My neighbor Dave has drunk many
weird and wonderful things in his time.
I asked him if he’d ever drunk cologne.
“No,” he replied. “Always with friends.”
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As they say in France,
one man’s fish
is another man’s poisson.
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Everything is easier said than done.
Except procrastination.
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“I’ve got two words for you”
“I can’t count”
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Upon reaching the peak of Everest with my wife,
we realized that there was only enough oxygen left
for one of us to get back down.
So I did the descent thing…
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I recently wrote an essay on the “Communist Manifesto”.
Unfortunately I didn’t really understand the topic,
so I got no Marx.
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Calvin Klein were supposed to
be bringing out a new fragrance…
But it was just aroma.
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The Sahara Desert walks into a bar
The barman says, “Long time no sea.”
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Discovery Channel are releasing a new series about wildlife.
The first program is called “Siamese Ducks”.
It’s a double bill.
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The wife will go spare when she finds out
I’ve lost her only copy of Beethoven’s Unfinished symphony.
I’ll never hear the end of it.
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