Dumb People – Dumb Questions, I Guess It’s As Simple As That!

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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Another selection of stupid questions asked by stupid people about stupid things that of little or no interest to anyone but themselves.

Enjoy.

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How do I get rid of roly-poly bugs in a house?

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How do I properly react to a job offer?

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What is the difference between black pudding and white pudding?

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What is the difference between afternoon tea and high tea?

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Why do we say ” mother tongue” and not “father tongue” when everything else is linked to the father?

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Is it true that simulated violence make people more aggressive?

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Where can I buy the DERMA Underarm Whitening Kit?

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How cold is too cold for a cat?

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Do you ever get phantom vibrations in your pockets?

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What is the strongest way to build a spaghetti tower with gum drops?

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Why are my cucumbers dying? How do I grow amazing cucumbers?

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At a blind person’s moment of great danger or death does his life flash between his ears?

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Questions That Should Never Have Been Asked

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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I have been featuring a lot of questions that no one asked but that needed asking.

Stupid people, however, tend to get worried about things that don’t matter and ask questions that don’t need to be asked. They are obviously important to them, but not to anyone else.

Here are some stupid questions asked by stupid people about stupid things.

Do yourself a favor and just read these and (hopefully) have a laugh. Do not try to figure out why they were asked or what they mean. If you get too far inside the mind of a moron you may never make it back out again!

Enjoy!

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Does anyone know the brand of soap Deer don’t like that I can put around my garden to keep them out?

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What mother sauce does Alfredo come from?

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Is there any relation between cool music and rain?

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What is the opposite of science?

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What are the three essential parts of a crisis?

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If someone you loved turned into a zombie, would you be able to put them out of their misery?

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What determines the life span of animals?

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Which kind of cheating is the worst?

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Why are so many more people allergic to cats than to dogs?

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Would you eat steak made from human excrement?

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How long does a mature worm live?

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