“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Welcome to the fasab blog.
It’s newspaper headline nightmares day. Day nine of this series to be exact.
And they don’t get any better – thank goodness.
Hope you enjoy this latest batch.
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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Part seven of our look at newspaper headlines.
I hope that you are getting as much fun out of reading these as I am in finding them.
It’s comforting to have these bloopers, mistakes, or evidence of stupidity down in print for all to see.
So enjoy this latest batch of newspaper headline nightmares and, as you do, don’t forget to ask, “Did they really mean to say that?”
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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Newspapers are a constant source of amusement.
Sometimes they do it on purpose, but more often than not they do it completely by mistake.
Even worse, they do it while trying to be terribly pompous and precise.
Enjoy this fourth selection in our short series of Newspaper Headline Nightmares!
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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Yes, some of you pretend not to, but come on, admit it, I know you really like these awful jokes dressed up as puns and word plays.
Here’s another lot for you to pretend to hate!
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Bill used to date an English teacher, but she dumped him.
She didn’t approve of his improper use of the colon.
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What’s better than seeing a woman wrestle?
Seeing her box.
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I had an appointment at the sperm bank today, but I had to call up to say I couldn’t come.
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I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile.
The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.
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I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
I was like, 0mg!
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My girlfriend just said to me, “Did you know, butterflies only live for two days?”
I said, “Honey, I think that’s a myth.”
She said, “No, it’s definitely a butterfly.”
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I think jokes about fat people are horrible.
Don’t you think they have enough on their plate?
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I shot someone with a starting gun.
I’ve been charged with race crimes
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I got an e-mail saying ‘At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!’
I thought, “That’s just spam.”
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Capitalization is the difference between
“I helped my uncle Jack off a horse,”
and
“I helped my uncle jack off a horse.”
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Call it a hunch, but I’m pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine.
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My brother came out of the closet today.
I knew I should have used a better lock.
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The other day I saw a man playing Dancing Queen on the Didgeridoo.
I thought, that’s Aboriginal.
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