Did They Really Mean To Say That? – Newspapers Headlines Nightmares, Part Eight!!!!!!!!

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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Welcome to part eight of this series of Newspaper Headline Nightmares.

It is stupidity writ large and by those who should have known better too.

Embarrassment for them but enjoyment for us.

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It’s Monday And That Means Some More Quiz Show Answers.

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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It’s Monday and that means some more quiz show answers.

I can’t make up my mind if they are getting worse every week, but they don’t ever seem to improve much that’s for sure!

Enjoy.

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Q: What hard cheese derives its name from the city of Rome?   

A: Swiss

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Q: Who are the cartoon mascots of Rice Krispies cereal?           

A: Crispy & Crunch

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Q: In religion, the Jehovah’s Witnesses distribute Awake and what other magazine?         

A: MAD

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Q: What stock symbol does International Business Machines trade under?          

A: NYB

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Q: What former child actor played the sympathetic Cornelius in the original “Planet of the Apes”?

A: Gary Coleman

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Q: In 1994, what sporting event was canceled due to a player’s strike?    

A: China

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Q: What “T” is both an item of underwear and a rising column of warm air?         

A: Turtle

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Q: The name of what ceremony of the installation of a new monarch comes from the Latin for “crown”?   

A: Head           

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Q: Which US state is home to the Boston Symphony Orchestra?

A: Boston

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Q: What cast member of “The Carol Burnett Show” played the title character on NBC’s “Mama’s Family?” 

A: Mama

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Q: Which figure skater was implicated in the 1994 attack on Olympic teammate Nancy Kerrigan? 

A: Monica Lewinsky

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Q: In nature, most unripe fruit is which color, purple or green?    

A: Plum

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Q: What was the name of Madonna’s concert tour in 1990?        

A: Blond Tart    

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Q: The name of which small, wingless, jumping insect precedes “bite”, “collar”, and “market” to give three familiar terms?

A: Bicycle        

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