“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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One would imagine that cemeteries would be rather sad and sullen places, and at the time of a bereavement I suppose they are for the relatives concerned.
But with the passage of time or if you aren’t personally involved they can also be places of great historical interest.
And they can be places where one can find a great deal of humor.
Nowadays people seem to be less and less emotionally prepared and equipped to handle and understand death.
In the past this was not the case.
If proof of the latter were needed all one has to do is to look at the inscriptions on some of the headstones found in old cemeteries.
Here are a few examples of what I mean.
Enjoy.
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Ann Mann
Here lies Ann Mann,
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann.
Dec. 8, 1767
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Here lies my wife:
Here let her lie!
Now she’s at rest
And so am I.
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He was young
He was fair
But the Injuns
Raised his hair
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Here lies the body
Of Margaret Bent
She kicked up her heels
And away she went.
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Rebecca Freeland
1741
She drank good ale,
good punch and wine
And lived to the age of 99.
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Stranger tread
This ground with gravity.
Dentist Brown
Is filling his last cavity.
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Here lies the father of 29.
He would have had more
But he didn’t have time.
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Here lies the body of poor Aunt Charlotte.
Born a virgin, died a harlot.
For 16 years she kept her virginity
A damn’d long time for this vicinity.
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Here lies the body of Mary Ann Lowder
She burst while drinking a Seidlitz powder.
Called from this world to her heavenly rest,
She should have waited till it effervesced.
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Blown upward
out of sight:
He sought the leak
by candlelight
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His foot it slipt
and he did fall.
“Help; Help” he cried
and that was all.
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Sir John Strange
Here lies an honest lawyer,
And that is Strange.
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She lived with her husband fifty years
And died in the confident hope of a better life.
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Here Lies Mary Smith
Silent At Last
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Here lies
Johnny Yeast
Pardon me
For not rising.
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Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:
Here lies the body
of Jonathan Blake
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake.
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In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery:
Here lays Butch,
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger,
But slow on the draw.
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Lester Moore was a Wells, Fargo Co. station agent for Naco, Arizona in the cowboy days of the 1880’s.
He is buried in the Boot Hill Cemetery in Tombstone, Arizona:
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On Margaret Daniels grave at Hollywood Cemetery Richmond, Virginia:
She always said her feet were killing her
but nobody believed her.
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Owen Moore
Gone away
Owin’ more
Than he could pay.
Battersea, London, England
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In a North Carolina cemetery on the headstone of a spinster postmistress:
Returned–Unopened
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