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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

In case you hadn’t guessed from the title, it’s Pun Day again.

Another selection of great jokes or terrible jokes depending on your point of view.

So get those groans ready.

Enjoy or endure!

The time will never be wrong.

Not on my watch.

I used to live in a normal house,

but then steps were taken to make it into a bungalow.

My dog has just eaten my entire James Bond DVD collection.

Luckily I managed to beat The Living Daylights out of him.

I got an answering machine today but I think it’s broken.

I’ve asked it loads of questions and nothing’s happening.

My wife lost her Tampax and got really angry.

I hate it when she loses her rag.

I’ve finally remembered the word that

I’ve been thinking about for two weeks.

It’s ‘fortnight.’

Me and my mate are having a competition

to see who can steal the most dog related stuff

from next door’s house.

I’ve just taken the lead….

They call me Mr Rhetorical.

Can you guess why?

I’m looking to start up my own business,

recycling discarded chewing gum.

Just need help getting it off the ground.

My whisky kept going missing so I confronted the wife.

She told me that the guilty party was the family dog.

I found it staggering.

I lost my job today because I said the office is full of assholes.

Bit of an overreaction to my opinion about a TV program I think.

What’s black and gets abused 24/7

on social networking sites?

Punctuation!

I’m a much better fighter now that I have a blackbelt.

I was hopeless when my trousers kept falling down.

Shopping for antiques won’t make you gay,

but it will make you buy curios.

A lady at the supermarket asked me if I’ve ever drunk orange juice with pulp.

I said, “No, but I once had coffee with The Bluetones.”

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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

I remember on this day last year starting out with great intentions of doing a Star Wars based post in tribute the day that has become known to many as ‘Star Wars Day’ because of the pun on the memorable phrase coined in the movie series “May the force be with you”.

Unfortunately I failed miserably last year because the post ended up as one about a guy who had built himself a really cool looking laser gun based on the phasers from Star Trek, not Star Wars. (Here’s the link if you missed it – click here)

So time to make amends.

Taken together the Star Wars series of movies has to be one of the most watched and highest grossing ever in the history of the cinema, if not THE greatest. The original 1977 movie itself has been estimated to have taken $2,710,800,000 in today’s inflation adjusted terms.

On top of that it has spawned a plethora of merchandising material from t-shirts to robots to gadgets to almost everything that could be seen in the movies themselves, and then some!

Top of everyone’s list has to be a lightsabre – I have never met anyone who has seen Star Wars who didn’t want to be the proud owner of a light sabre, including me.

From the first time you saw the flash of light and heard that ‘hummm’, way back in 1977, in Obi-Wan Kenobi’s bungalow, even though you didn’t really know what it was, you still knew you wanted one – needed one!

Well for a bit north of $100 now you can own one, the Star Wars Force FX Lightsaber! It has the light, it has the sound, and it looks the part – well almost.

From the sublime, however, we also have the ridiculous.

Somewhere out there is that great Universe you just know that at least one moron has subjected their poor dog to the indignity of a Star Wars suit. Poor mutt, even the look on its face says it all.

And there are lots of other stuff in between, including these

Finally, an interesting little piece of trivia that would just as easily have taken its place in one of my ‘Did you know factoids’.

Star Wars fans were not the first to introduce the line “May the fourth be with you”. When the recently deceased Margaret Thatcher was elected Britain’s first female Prime Minister on May 4, 1979, her party placed an advertisement in The London Evening News that said “May the Fourth Be with You, Maggie. Congratulations.” This reading of the line has also been recorded in the UK Parliament’s Hansard.

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