“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Welcome to part eight of this series of Newspaper Headline Nightmares.
It is stupidity writ large and by those who should have known better too.
Embarrassment for them but enjoyment for us.
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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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It’s fascinating fact day on the fasab blog.
Another random selection of stuff you maybe didn’t know and possibly didn’t know you didn’t know.
But now you will.
Enjoy.
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The fight scene on top of the train in Skyfall
was actually filmed on top of a real moving train
and Daniel Craig did not use a stunt double
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The last Woolly Mammoths lived at the same time
as the Egyptians were building the pyramids
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Because metal was scarce during World War II,
it wasn’t the acting but the Oscars given out that were wooden.
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Mexico City sinks about 10 inches a year
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In 2001 Beaver College changed its name
to Arcadia in part because anti-porn filters
blocked access to the school’s website.
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On average, 100 people choke to death
on ball-point pens every year.
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Negative emotions such as anxiety and depression
can weaken your immune system.
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“Entomophagy” is the name used to describe the fact that people eat insects,
a practice that has been going on for centuries throughout
Africa, Australia, Asia, the Middle East, and North, Central and South America,
because many bugs are both protein-rich and good sources of vitamins, minerals and fats.
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One in fourteen women in America is a natural blonde.
Only one in sixteen men is.
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Next Bugatti SuperVeyron will reach 60 mph in 1.8 seconds
at a maximum speed of 288 mph or 463 km/hr
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98% of all murders and rapes are by a
close family member or friend of the victim.
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The H Bomb leaves no blood when it is used,
only a 20 km radius of radioactive ash.
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British People Are Drunk in 76% of Facebook Photos
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Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
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Men grow ear hair as they get older, women don’t
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An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
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Bananas contain a natural chemical that can make a person happy.
This is the same chemical found in Prozac.
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Boeing 747’s wing span is longer than the Wright brother’s first flight.
The Wright brother’s invented the airplane.
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Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
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The United States sent 813 men, 27 helicopters and
nuclear capable bombers to cut down a tree in the Korean DMZ.
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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Time for another bunch of those word plays they call puns.
Get your groans ready and enjoy!
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I usually take steps to avoid elevators.
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The girl wanted to lose weight so she went to the paint store. She heard she could get thinner there.
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He had a difficult time bouncing back from his bungee cord accident.
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The cannibal’s cookbook titled ‘How to Better Serve your Fellow Man’ was written by a guy who had a wife and ate kids.
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My friend wore a blindfold at the shooting range, he didn’t know what he was missing.
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If you need something done, call an electrician – they conduit.
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Although Nobelists tend to have dynamite personalities, Niels was a Bohr, and Linus was a Pauling.
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The police arrested me after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania.
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When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.
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The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.
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The new weed whacker is cutting-hedge technology.
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Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can’t hit the high seas.
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I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.
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I hate the price of candy at the movie theater. They’re always raisinette.
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All the waterfowl kept their eyes closed except for one. He was a Peking Duck.
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Deafness is getting to be quite a problem for me lately. Wow, I never thought I’d hear myself say that.
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Bugs have very diverse religious views, because they are all in sects.
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She’s happy to make a pair of pants for you, or at least sew its seams.
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England doesn’t have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool
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When you think about it, mummies are bound to be uptight.
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