“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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But of course sometimes life isn’t fair.
Sometimes it’s Pun Day.
Enjoy or endure!
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Tink my postmn is a thif
My leters keep gong misin
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I asked a French bloke
if he played video games.
He said Wii.
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Chickens don’t have friends.
They only have pen pals.
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I was sent on an anger management course.
Apparently it’s all the rage.
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Chewbacca forgets to delete his history before
letting his girlfriend use his computer
….wookie error
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My brother takes part in a weather
predicting contest every month.
He’s the raining champion.
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I used to know a depressed cross eyed girl…
She never looked forward to anything.
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There was a knock at the front door.
My wife answered it and said to me
”there’s a man at the door with a bald head’‘.
I said ‘‘tell him to get lost, I’ve already got one’‘
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I’m directing a cowboy movie called ‘The Sun’.
It’s set in the west.
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My wife just spent $100 getting a bikini wax.
What a flipping rip off.
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Is anyone here called Allen?
I think I found your keys
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I’m an alcoholic and have frittered the best
years of my life away looking at the world
through the bottom of a glass.
All I ask for is another shot.
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There’s a certain stigma attached
to reproduction organs,
especially in flowers.
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Three Chinese brothers, Bu, Chu, and Fu,
wanted to illegally live in America.
The brothers decide to change
their names to seem more American.
Bu changed his name to Buck.
Chu changed his name to Chuck.
And Fu got sent back to China.
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I went to a Motown reunion last night and
promised myself I wouldn’t suck up to any of the artists…
But The Temptations were there.
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