“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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No matter perhaps, but still time for a bit more word play today.
Another selection of puns.
Enjoy or endure!
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Never borrow money from a loan shark.
It`ll cost you an arm and a leg.
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I’m not a doctor but I can give you the cause
of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell.
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What do you call an Arab who’s just had
a shower and can’t find a towel?
Sheikh Yusself Dry.
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Scientists have today found a correlation between
household income and academic performance.
Poor students can’t pay attention.
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If Greenpeace pirates board your boat,
Do they make you walk the plankton?
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Did you hear about the guy who was arrested
for stealing training wheels from kids bikes in the Middle East.
They charged him with further destabilizing the area.
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Rumors of a food shortage at this year’s Spoonerism Awards
turned out to be a complete lack of pies.
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As I watched a young woman expressing herself on the dance floor,
I thought, “I know breast milk is the best thing for a baby,
but surely there’s a time and place.”
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My friend Jonny has a new girlfriend who is a
Native American prostitute who speaks rhyming lyrics.
She’s Arapaho.
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I was bullied all the time in school,
that’s what happens when you are
learning how to be a matador.
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I don’t do innuendos,
but slipping alternative names for poo
into sentences is something I do do.
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I walked in on a guy stealing money
from peoples’ bank cards online
He looked at me worried, but I told him
‘Don’t stop on my account’
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My friend keeps making fun of me because I’m scared of heights.
Next time he does it, I’ll tell him vertigo.
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When I got through reception in prison,
they said I was to share with two guys
who were the toughest cons in the prison.
It was obvious to me right from the start,
they were giving me the hard cell.
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I’m trying to give up sexual innuendos
..but its hard ..so hard ..
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