“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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You guessed it.
It’s pun day!
Time to love or hate another selection of bad jokes dressed up as word play.
Enjoy!
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Son, “Dad, what’s an antidepressant?”
Father, “It’s your Mums fat sister after she’s weighed herself.”
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I took my tomcats to get neutered today.
No hard felines.
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I am writing a TV program about a woman in the 19th century
who suffered painfully during her time of the month.
It’s a period drama.
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I joined a club called Amnesiacs Anonymous.
I can’t remember why.
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I’ve been trying to come up with a pun about fabrics.
But it’s nylon impossible.
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Sign on the maternity hospital delivery room door.
“PUSH PUSH PUSH”
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah.
I thought – he’s trying to pull a fast one
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What is the first thing a cowboy says when he walks into a German car showroom?
“Audi!”
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He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
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It was somehow inevitable that the Breast Enlargement company would go bust.
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I can always count on my wife to put things into “hysterical” perspective…
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What do you call a very fat psychic?
A four chin teller.
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The chef was surprised when a dessert came back to the kitchen.
It was a boo meringue.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel
and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
“But why?” they asked, as they moved off.
“Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
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I know it’s not Christmas, but….
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