Did They Really Mean To Say That? Newspaper Headlines Nightmares, Part Five!!!!!

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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Some more newspaper headlines today.

It’s quite amazing the capacity people have to get things wrong.

Worse if the result is on view to the general public.

Here is the latest batch.

Enjoy.

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np_pornstarsues

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np_povertymeeting

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np_psychicspredict

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np_republicanssplit

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np_scottwantsheadjob

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np_seeingwormafterbowelmovement

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np_seniorluncheon

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np_sewagespill

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np_sexteacher

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np_slowdowncontinutestoaccelerate

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np_starvationcanleadtohealthproblems

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np_suicidebombers

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np_suspectspic

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np_teenpregnancy

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CLASSIFIED: For Your Eyes Only, Part Twenty-One!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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Hurrah!

They’ve come of age.

This is the twenty-first edition of the worst classified ads in the world, or at least that small bit of the world that I come into contact with. If you have as good or as bad as these please feel free to send them over. 

Enjoy.

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classad_salivatests

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classad_sandwichchoices

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classad_scamline

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classad_semigrosspaint

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classad_septicchickenbroth

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classad_seriouslotion

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classad_sipabowel

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classad_smokealarmsthedoorbell

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classad_smokealarm

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classad_spaklingwines

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classad_spamforschoollunch

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classad_speedylunchbuffett

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classad_steelhandledshovel

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classad_storehoursclosed

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