“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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What would Thursdays be without a few puns?
Well, yes, okay it would still be Thursday, but a lot less enjoyable.
So what are you waiting for?
I’m sure you are already salivating at the prospect.
Enjoy!
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My desire to be a dermatologist was only skin deep.
I knew I was destined for osteology.
I could feel it in my bones.
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There’s been a break in at a local puzzle factory.
Authorities are still trying to piece things together.
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The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
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The hardest time in a man’s life
is between puberty and impotence.
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I used to think I was trapped in a woman’s body…
Then I was born.
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Never hit a man with glasses.
Hit him with a baseball bat.
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I did some DIY with my step-ladder the other night.
I never really got along with my real ladder.
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My Uncle had his tongue shot off during World War II.
He doesn’t talk about it, though.
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Some people like Pachyderms.
But I find them irrelephant
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My wife left me because of my obsession with sporting puns.
its a shame really because i wanted to discus it.
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I went to the dentist the other day and he told me that he was sick of hearing puns about his job.
So I told him ‘I had a filling you were going to say that’
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I would prefer it if there were Fuhrer puns about the Nazis, thanks very much.
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Did you hear about the transvestite blues singer?
He woke up one morning and he had the blouse.
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I hate when people try to use the word infinity just to be clever.
It annoys me to no end.
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