“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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I couldn’t make my mind for a while whether that title was a pun or a fabulous fact.
But it’s Pun Day, so a play on words it is.
Enjoy or endure!
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My uncle works for a company
that makes bicycle wheels.
He’s the Spokesman.
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Police, “You’re under arrest for trespassing.”
Me, “On what grounds?”
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I know a guy who in his spare time likes to dress up as a knight,
and jump over 20 parked cars on a horse.
I call him Medieval Knievel.
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Having fake teeth.
That’ll denture confidence
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I actually tried plane sailing the other day….
It’s not as easy as it’s made out to be.
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Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy wouldn’t pay the ransom.
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My wife always gets annoyed when I leave her out.
Especially if it’s raining.
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Arkansas is just Kansas with pirates.
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Once when I was in Chicago I did 35 press-ups in a row…
The elevator attendant looked pretty annoyed.
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I’ve spent my entire life researching the multiples of zero,
my career has amounted to nothing.
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I asked my friend the other day, “Where’s your mum from?”
He replied, “Alaska.”
I said, “Don’t worry, I’ll ask her myself.”
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I saw a man with a trolley
full of horseshoes and rabbits’ feet earlier,
trying to get it up a hill.
I thought, “He’s pushing his luck.”
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Some people say it’s sick and perverted to be a flasher.
I think it shows a lot of balls.
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A Zen master once said to me,
“Do the opposite of whatever I tell you.”
So I didn’t.
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I was referred to Dr. Dre the other day,
I have to go in for a hip-hoperation.
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