“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Maybe that’s something China and puns have in common because they tend to raise a few red flags for some people too.
Not for us, though, because I know you are here for Pun Day!
Enjoy or endure!!
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Two silkworms had a race
– it ended in a tie.
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If you attached a bunch of
watches together to make a belt
it would be a waist of time.
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I don’t really know maths too well.
Until recently I thought logarithms
were a brand of laxative.
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As a gift to my girlfriend, Tola,
I tattooed her name on myself in the mirror.
I think that says alot.
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A fella in the bar asked me what it’s like to be married.
I said, “Amaze.”
He asked, “You mean amazing?”
I replied, “No, I mean it’s hard to get out of.”
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I’ve been assembling a condiment army.
It is now fully mustered.
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I was asked if I had any plans
for National Nudity Day…
I said “I’ve got nothing on”.
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My little brother cut himself with
a razor shaving this morning.
“How Gillette that happen?” I asked.
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My dad was a man of few words.
We always beat him at Scrabble.
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A friend once asked me,
“Do you think you could have an
eraser at both ends of a pencil?”
“I suppose you could,” I replied,
“but what would be the point?”
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A large area of the alphabet has been destroyed
in what is thought to have been a terrorist attack.
It’s not yet known who had anything to do with this atrocity.
But early reports indicate G had.
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My friends had a good laugh
at my expense last night.
I paid for them to go
and see a comedian.
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What’s the gayest type of question?
A query.
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My son asked me what
the opposite of a lie is.
It’s a true story.
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Was just looking at the all time
top 10 movies list online.
I was surprised Seven wasn’t there.
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