“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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A nice holiday in Nice, how nice.
Yes, pun day again folks.
Strap yourselves in and…..
Enjoy or endure!
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Working as a cake waiter at a wedding,
I saw the most beautiful girl from across the room.
I immediately took a fancy to her.
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What berries do fat people enjoy the most?
Cadburys!
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Guess what is in the middle of nowhere…
‘h’
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I got bullied as a child for having glasses.
Every other kid in the neighborhood could only afford paper cups.
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A female police officer used a taser gun on me yesterday.
She was stunning.
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Two hours ago I told my kid to shut his mouth and eat his supper.
The poor boy is still sitting at the table trying to figure out how to do it.
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I was supposed to go for a job interview
as a camouflage expert last week.
I didn’t turn up, and I got the job!
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Did you hear the one about the depressed frog?
He wanted to kermit suicide.
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I caught my wife with another man last night.
Don’t worry though, it’s a trapeze act.
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I accidently left an apple outside my local Doctor’s surgery.
Now I’m worried he won’t be able to get in.
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I’m considering becoming a mind reader.
What are your thoughts?
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I’ve just invented a machine that can immediately
tell you what condition a painting is in.
It’s state-of-the-art technology.
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When you type
“Missing medieval servant”
into Google it comes up with
“Page not found”
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A man walked into a bar and ordered half a coke.
The barman said “OK”.
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I went into the music store earlier and asked the guy
behind the counter if they had anything by Run DMC.
“Walk this way,” he replied.
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