Unexpected Answers From Minds That Don’t Quite Work As Intended – Yes, Quiz Show Monday

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

Yes, another Monday and time for more of those unexpected answers from minds that don’t quite work as intended – even by their owners!



Q: Name something that you wanted to do as a kid, but your parents wouldn’t let you

A: Have a snake

cartoon snake.


Q: An occupation in which people cover their faces

A: Model

model with face hidden.


Q: Name a food used to describe a person

A: A dog

scared dog.


Q: Name a food you wish was healthy for you

A: Ketchup

cartoon ketchup.


Q: The bad habit you’d most like to get rid of

A: Picking nose

Pick Me.


Q: An expression that means “getting married”

A: Rendezvous



Q: Name a high school class people might actually enjoy going to

A: Beverly Hills



Q: Name a food that comes smoked

A: Tobacco



Q: Name something a bricklayer uses

A: Spatula

bricklayer at work.


Q: Name a slang word for “man”

A: Homeboy



Q: Name a famous Biblical twosome

A: Ralph and Susie



Q: Name something you’d find in an operating room

A: Operator



Q: How many times per day you look in the mirror

A: Twenty

looking in mirror.


Q: Name a character from a horror movie that reminds you of some of your dates

A: Loch Ness Monster
A: Incredible Hulk



Q: Name a food that can be brown or white

A: Potatoes



Q: Name a day of the year when you want to be with friends

A: December



Q: Name a gift that might be insulting if a woman received it from her mother-in-law

A: Shoes



Q: Name a tall tourist attraction

A: Disneyland



Q: Your wife’s most unappealing habit (asked to 100 married men)

A: Picking her feet

picking feet - most annoying habit
picking feet – most unappealing habit





Smell My Finger! – It’s Quiz Show Answers Monday

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”


I can’t believe how fast this year is going. Another Monday and half way through October. But no matter how much time we put in people don’t seem to be getting any smarter. I think this next selection of quiz show answers proves it yet again.

And it may help to explain the rather odd headline on this post too.




Q: Name a talk show host you watch in the daytime        

A: Louie Anderson



Q: An electric appliance designed to be handheld           

A: Blender



Q: An animal with more than four legs   

A: Dog

A: Horse



Q: Name a famous woman who seems to intimidate other men   

A: Barbara Bush



Q: Name something that can damage a home    

A: A woman



Q: Name a food that comes in instant form       

A: Asparagus   



Q: Name something you ask people to smell     

A: Your finger   



Q: Name something that runs on a track

A: Speakers     



Q: An instrument used by a doctor        

A: Violin



Q: Name something in a candy bar, besides chocolate  

A: Candy



Q: The country with the most intriguing women   

A: Africa



Q: Name a bad habit that has serious consequences     

A: Picking your nose     



Q: Name a cartoon character with big ears         

A: Kermit the Frog



Q: Name something Scotch      

A: Water



Q: Name a famous Barbara       

A: Barbara Washington



Q: Name a city that jetsetters visit         

A: Florida

A: Norway



Q: Name a woman who’s had her breasts supersized     

A: Wonder Woman



Q: An age where a person would be happy to be carded at a bar

A: 18



Q: Name something people cheat on     

A: Chicago Bears



Q: Name something you might find in a manicure set     

A: A wig