“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Last week we had a few political jokes.
This week we are having a look at some of the things political jokes have said when they were trying (in vain) to sound smart.
Try to forget that these are the idiots who are running the country and instead….
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“This is a great day for France!”
President Richard Nixon at
French President Charles de Gaulle’s funeral.
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Senator John McCain in his presidential run:
“I was in Germany over the weekend and
President Putin of Germany gave
one of the old Cold War speeches as
he addressed the conference there.”
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Alaska Gov. Walter Hickel once justified a
plan to kill hundreds of wolves by saying,
“You just can’t let nature run wild.”
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“Desert Storm was a stirring victory for
the forces of aggression and lawlessness.”
Vice President Dan Quayle
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“We will not close any bases that are not needed.”
Les Aspin, secretary of defense
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“I would never approach a small-breasted woman.”
President Clinton, denying that he
had sexually harassed Kathleen Willey.
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“I am working for the time when unqualified
blacks, browns and women join the unqualified
men in running the government.”
Frances “Sissy” Farenthold, Texas state representative
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“This isn’t rocket science here.”
Tom Daschle, U.S. senator from South Dakota,
denouncing spending on space-based missile defense
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”We need to uptick our image with everyone,
including one-armed midgets.”
Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele
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“Grown men should not be having sex with
prostitutes unless they are married to them.”
Jerry Falwell
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“Trees cause more pollution than automobiles.”
Ronald Reagan
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“You can always follow me on Tweeter.”
Rick Perry
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“Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful.
But there isn’t even one study
that can be produced that shows
that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.”
Rep. Michele Bachmann
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“But obviously, we’ve got to stand
with our North Korean allies.”
Sarah Palin
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“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment.
It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”
Al Gore, Vice President
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