“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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I would sign at you that this is Pun Day, but what would be the point you can’t see me.
Instead I’ll just keep quiet and let you get on with reading this latest selection of word plays.
As always….
Enjoy or endure!!
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If anyone ever tells you they’ve lost their voice,
They’re lying.
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I experimented with drugs while I was in university.
I’m now a fully qualified pharmaceutical engineer.
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The most common surname in China is Chang,
correct me if you think that’s Wong.
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I bet the bloke who threw the first boomerang
didn’t see that coming.
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All my friends hate using cliche phrases.
Even Steven.
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Want to keep the doctor away?
There’s an apple for that.
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I’ve just been given two weeks to live.
The wife’s gone away for a fortnight.
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Eleventeen percent of people
make up words.
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I’ve never been told
I am a bad listener.
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My football team is sponsored by Apple.
So now there is an ‘I’ in team.
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If I had a crystal ball
I’d sit down very carefully
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Finally for today,
here’s a bit of advice for you.
Advi.
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