“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Lif may be too short but thankfully there’s no shortage of puns.
Here’s the latest selection for you to…
Enjoy or endure!!
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I’ve just ended a relationship with a hair stylist.
We just never gelled.
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Say what you like about deaf people.
But not blind people,
they can still hear you.
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I went to the inventor of Optrex’s funeral today.
There wasn’t a dry eye in the house.
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My wife says the passion has gone out of our relationship.
She really doesn’t know how much I hate her.
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I used to be a hypochondriac until
I eventually became sick of it.
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What have Winnie the Pooh and
Atilla the Hun got in common ?…….
the same middle name
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Wouldn’t it be better if handmade shoes
were for your feet?
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I’ll be making a movie
about the Greek alphabets.
It’s a Psi Phi film.
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What do you call
a quick circumcision.
A rip off.
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According to scientists there is a
link between noise and obesity.
Probably the dinner bell.
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Just bought a time machine from Amazon.
Well you have to when they offer
previous day delivery.
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Finally for today a health warning:
Mixing cannabis with cod liver oil
is bad for your joints.
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