A Good Pun Is It’s Own Reword.

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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An English Prince and a German with a problem feature in today’s word play.

Plus a lot more for you to….

Enjoy or endure!!

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I’m really big in Japan.

I’m 5′ 10″.

 

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My friend has a heroin addiction.

He can’t stop reading

Wonder Woman comics.

 

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I’ve just watched a documentary

on TV about belching.

I think it was a repeat.

 

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The camping shop were advertising

their new tent in the window,

They call it the ‘Shakespeare’.

The sign said…

This is the discount of our winter tent.

 

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I just got fired from my job,

where I disposed of dangerous

materials from building sites.

I don’t know why, though.

I did asbestos I could!

 

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I was reading the newspaper to a

friend of mine who is blind.

One notice said there was a faith healer

performing in town tonight who reckons he

can cure anything, even blindness.

My friend said he might turn up to that,

just to see.

 

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Those who believe that love conquers all

have never played tennis.

 

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I went to a party for meteorologists yesterday.

Lovely atmosphere.

 

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I saw a capsized boat today.

It was very small.

 

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What do you call a German whose honest

about their flatulence problem?

A Frankfarter.

 

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I just read that the movie POMPEII is on tonight.

I haven’t even seen the first Pompe yet.

 

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I had an out of body experience yesterday.

I was completely beside myself.

 

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As the chauffeur opened the door

for Prince Charles he said,

“Still raining, sir.”

“Yes,” said Prince Charles,

“but she can’t go on forever.”

 

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Buzz Aldrin’s best pick-up line.

“Hey, I was the second man on the moon.

Neil before me.”

 

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“Son, you’re just not cut out to be a mime.”

“Is it something I said?”

“Yes.”

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