“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Take heed of that warning in the title.
There is stupidity ahead and lots of it.
The stupid signs by stupid people for stupid people continues.
Enjoy (and maybe cringe a little).
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“May be harmful if swallowed.”
On a shipment of hammers.
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“Using Ingenio cookware to destroy your
old pots may void your warranty.”
A printed message that appears in a television
advertisement when the presenter demonstrates
how strong the cookware is by using it to
beat up and destroy a regular frying pan.
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“Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.”
In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw.
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“Do not dangle the mouse by its cable
or throw the mouse at co-workers.”
……from a manual for an SGI computer.
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“Warning: May contain nuts.”
On a package of peanuts.
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“Do not eat.”
On a slip of paper in a stereo box,
referring to the styrofoam packing.
(Maybe this one is not so daft, I once
saw someone trying to eat this stuff!)
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“Do not eat if seal is missing.”
On said seal.
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“Access hole only —
not intended for use in lifting box.”
On the sides of a shipping carton,
just above cut-out openings which one
would assume were handholds.
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“Warning: May cause drowsiness.”
On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills.
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“Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.”
Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle.
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“Do not use orally after using rectally.”
In the instructions for an electric thermometer.
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“Turn off motor before using this product.”
On the packaging for a chain saw file,
used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
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