“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Starting with a star ting must mean it’s Pun Day.
Another selection of word plays for you to ….
Enjoy or endure!
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Sadly, the man who invented
the raffle has passed away.
R.I.P Tom Bola.
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I’ve been merciless with my French class.
I get no thanks.
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I was standing on soft ground
but I didn’t realize at first
because it took a while to sink in.
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If you give a physicist to a cannibal,
he’ll eat Faraday.
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I’ve read ‘Plumbing For Dummies’ twice and
I still haven’t got a clue what I’m doing.
I guess it’s going to take another
few reads before this sinks in.
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If your dad had a sex change,
would he be your transparent.
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Chinese censors are trying to
ban the use of puns in the media.
This is the wong move, and I hope
Western governments don’t panda to it.
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I’m beginning to see loads of second
hand shops opening up in my area.
Surely selling the complete clock
would be more profitable???
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I just built a huge tower of books.
It had to be like 50 stories.
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When David Rockefeller was asked to make
a contribution to the American conservation movement,
he planted two Bushes in the White House.
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Have you seen the new
’30 minutes or it’s free’
cocaine home delivery service?
They call it Instagram.
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My boyfriend took me out in his new Ferrari last night,
and spent the whole time going on about acceleration,
power-to-weight ratios, handling and braking efficiency,
before dropping me at home and zooming off into the night.
Frankly, I was hoping for less torque and more action.
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I went to the doctor because
of my morbid fear of breasts.
He said I’m suffering from
aracknophobia.
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I met this dwarf called Peter the other day,
he’s a baker and he was telling
me all about baking flatbreads,
it was fascinating.
I love to hear the
Pita patter of tiny Pete.
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Music puns,
Not everyone can Handel them…
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