“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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If the title didn’t give you a clue, it’s Pun Day again.
Some more word play to….
Enjoy or endure!
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Reports that suggest
Little Miss Muffet
has contracted food poisoning
have been described as
“Whey off”.
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I went to the cinema last night
and saw a movie about cheese.
It was G rated.
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What do my wife and a
drone have in common?
The noise.
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Most car designs start off as
a sketch on a piece of paper.
Like the Audi A4.
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I’m waiting to hear if I’ve got a place in
the World Hyperventilating Championship.
I won’t be holding my breath.
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Apparently the government has a database
containing the details of every single
animal attack on humans.
Wonder how big it is,
probably many terror bites.
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The girl in the shop told me
she didn’t have any 7UP.
But she’s just saying that
out of sprite.
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I’m writing a book
about patriarchal societies.
It’s going to be called
“It’s Reigning Men”.
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I’m known for being a really good chef.
I bring a lot to the table.
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ISIS.
Always in crisis.
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A lion, a witch and a wardrobe
walk into a bar.
The barman says,
“I’m serving Narnia!”
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I saw an extremely fat frog that
was having trouble bending its legs.
It was probably roomy-toad arthritis.
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Help, I am looking for my father,
I was raised by my mother and
all she told me was he’s Italian,
works in a clinic,
and goes by the name ‘Invitro’?
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My friend gets his Viagra
delivered by chartered air freight.
He’s a Very Impotent Person.
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I couldn’t get tickets for the Plan B concert.
So I had to go with my first choice instead.
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