Merry Christmas Everyone.

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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Hi and thanks for taking time out of your Christmas celebrations to visit my blog.

Hope you are all having a great time and enjoying the Christmas spirit.

But just in case you are having too good a time here are a bunch of punny Christmas jokes.

Enjoy or endure – but have a very merry Christmas as well.

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Ah! Christmas!

The one day of the year we can all say

our children are truly gifted!

kids-opening-gifts

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What do you call a blind reindeer?

I have no eye deer

rockstar-reindeer-cartoon-45903867

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Did you know that Santa stores all

the presents in the pole vault.

ice vault

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It has been said that the three phrases

that best sum up the Christmas season are:

“Peace on Earth”,

“Goodwill to Men” and

“Batteries not included.”

batteries-not-included

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Why is Santa a good race car driver?

Because he’s always in the pole position.

pole position

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Where do mistletoe go to become famous?

“Holly” wood!

Holly-icon

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas time?

A Furry Merry Christmas

& Happy Mew Year.

cats at christmas

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What do you call a cow

at the North Pole?

An Eski-moo.

cow at the North Pole

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Q: What’s the difference between

Tiger Woods and Santa?

A: Santa stopped at 3 ho’s.

tiger_ho_ho_ho

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The 4 stages of life:

1. You believe in Santa Claus

2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus

3. You dress up as Santa Claus

4. You look like Santa Claus

You look like Santa Claus

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Which reindeer was known

for his bad manners?

Rude-olph.

rudeolph-jumper

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Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Santa's naughty girls

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Christmas is the time of year

when women get Santamental.

women get Santamental

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If I was Miley Cyrus, I think I would have

roast twerky on Christmas Day.

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