“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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And the best time for puns is today!
By the way, no liability accepted, so try not to hurt yourselves laughing.
Enjoy or endure!
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I threw out my vacuum cleaner last week.
It was just gathering dust.
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I work for the hospital dealing with
moving patients between different areas.
It’s a rewarding job.
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I’ve had to break up with my imaginary girlfriend.
I’ve started seeing someone else.
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My wife always cooks our Christmas Ham in a bottle of wine.
I have no idea how she gets it in there, but it tastes brilliant.
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What’s the difference between ‘Approximately’ and ‘Roughly’?
Men are never accused of treating women approximately.
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After battling for years to overcome
my addiction to alcohol gel,
I’m finally clean.
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Grandad was talking about getting
a hip replacement for my Grandma.
“Someone younger and trendier,” he said,
“Like Megan Fox or Mila Kunis.”
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I wasn’t always into peer pressure……
My friends got me into it.
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Ever since I took the rear view mirror out of the car
…..I’ve never looked back
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I sat down on the settee today to relax and watch a bit of football,
but the picture on the telly was so terrible I couldn’t bear it.
I hate wedding photos.
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I typed an essay in Word about a concerned Bugs Bunny.
I then saved it as ‘Whats Up.doc’
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If you like wordplay jokes about pissing
then urine for a treat.
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I’ve been offered a job by the government’s Department of New Words.
It’s a fantastic opporchancity.
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I’ve just opened a casino for dogs.
They can play roulette, poker, blackjack
and a host of other games all under one roof.
They have to go outside for craps though.
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Finally for this week,
and with a certain blog friend in mind,
what did the three campanologists who
fell off a bridge in Paris, France start playing?
“I’m ringing in the Seine, just ringing in the Seine…”
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fasab 
Good ones.
Thank you.